tinybows:

oh my GOD

(Source : hirokiszk)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source : evaunit08)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source : wesleyaccola)

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

nunderwater:

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

(Source : andrewbelami)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source : oprahwingdings)

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source : desparate)

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms